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One Road, Two Fresh Voices ![]()
A Review of the Books,
Spokesongs: Bicycle Adventures on Three Continents
By Willie Weir
and
Metal Cowboy: Tales from the Road Less Pedaled
By Joe Kurmaskie
Reviewed by Rick Price, PhD.
Note: Rick, a long time cyclist, is the owner and founder of Experience Plus! bicycle tour company.
Bicycling is very much a solitary sport: first, you do it best at your
own pace; second, it's hard to carry on a conversation on a bike;
and third, you spend hours and hours processing your own
thoughts inside your head.
So it is not surprising that Willie Weir and Joe Kurmaskie
gathered most of the material for their books on solo rides around
the world and in the US. The result, in both cases, is not only very
entertaining but interesting.
Weir's book makes for the lightest reading and is a narrative that
you might throw in the suitcase to take on your travels with you. It
is his account, in brief installments written for the radio
audience
of KUOW (public radio in Seattle), of three long-distance rides
he took from 1994 through 1999. The rides are in the Indian
subcontinent, South Africa and the Balkans. Each brief
narrative
is entertaining, instructive, and suggests that you probably don't
want to have Willie as your tour leader on your next bicycle tour.
I learned a long time ago that it is very difficult to give a budding
entrepreneur advice. They don't want good advice, they think
they don't need it, and they won't take it. Bad advice, they'll snap
up in a minute if it fits their immediate needs. Self-supported
touring cyclists are made in the same mold. I should know
because I am one (both entrepreneur and touring cyclist!)
Tell them the road isn't paved and they'll listen politely and then go
see for themselves (maybe someone paved it the night before!)
Tell them that there is NO BRIDGE across that river on the
map
and they'll go down that road anyway, just to see if there is a ferry
instead. This describes Willie Weir on the road with his bicycle. In
India it was a river with no bridge and in South Africa
a beautiful,
solitary stretch of coast that he wanted to explore badly but the
map showed no road. "Take the shortcut," shouted a fellow on a
motorcycle, "you'll be there by nightfall." Bad advice,
but going
the right direction. It took him an entire extra day to reach his
destination.
Willie Weir approaches bicycle touring like Don Quixote crosses
La Mancha. No challenge is too big and every hill a windmill that
the errant cyclist can hardly turn down. This makes for
wonderful,
vicarious bicycle touring. Only his travels through minefields in
Bosnia gave me pause.
Joe Kurmaskie is different, but only a little. He still uses the same
picaresque style that Weir uses, moving from place to place,
chapter to chapter, recounting his duels on the road, but Joe's
battles are more philosophical treatises on life than they are
bicycle adventures. He'll open a chapter with something like: "A
solo bicycling adventure of any distance and duration is marked
by ups and downs that have nothing to do with the difficulty of the
terrain." Or, "have you ever felt as if you were moving through life
in slow motion" or, "ever felt you were about to miss the boat?"
Then he does (miss the boat, that is) while spinning a yarn about it
and wrapping it up with a moral at the end.
Kurmaskie, the "metal cowboy," so named by a blind cowboy he
met in Wyoming, sought out people wherever he went. His stories
are about fellow travelers and people he met along the way,
including those who reached out to him with kindness of one type
or another. Weir, too, writes of encounters with people along the
way, but his own adventures take center stage. Both, however,
seek out people on their solitary bicycle rides. And this is
important because too often touring cyclists isolate themselves
from the local people, moving through the countryside like a pirate
on a mission.
I have a keen personal and professional interest in travel
narratives. Twice in the last few years I've had occasion to review
books or videos about bicycle touring and these books or videos
have displayed the dark side to bicycle travel. The life of a solo
bicyclist or even a touring cyclist with an organized group can lead
to curmudgeonly behavior if you let it. Put on a helmet, a bright
jersey, and sunglasses and you really do look like you came from
another planet to the locals in a village in Costa Rica, rural Greece
or Sardinia. You can cruise along all day at fifteen or more
miles
per hour, never stopping to talk with the locals. When you get
home you can say you've been there but you can't say much
about the local people.
One narrative I came across a few years ago seemed to focus
mostly on how two touring cyclists spent a good portion of every
day hiding their tent from the locals each night along the side of
the road so no one would "disturb" them. The video, in its turn,
was a do-it-yourself series on bicycling touring in Europe. The
producers hadn't talked with locals about routes (resulting in a
very dangerous and irresponsible route in one instance) and they
couldn't even bring themselves to ask the locals how to
pronounce the names of the villages they passed through. Why
not rent a car or a camper and stay completely to yourself?
There are better ways to meet local people but they require some
effort. We had a customer who would stop at a farmhouse, empty
her water bottle on the ground and then approach the house for
water. I once offered to help her but she politely refused,
explaining that this was her way of interacting with the "real
Italians."
Another customer, Bruce Ekstrand
(now deceased), ten years ago brought 20 University of
Colorado
Buffaloes bicycle caps on tour and
handed them out at the beginning to all
the participants. Bruce was the
Vice-Provost of the University and he knew how to get people
involved. "These aren't yours to keep," he explained. "Before the
end of this trip you have to trade that cap with a local cyclist or
farmer for something of equal or greater value. It might be
some
grapes they are harvesting, another cap, or just a photograph.
Every evening at dinner we'll talk about trades we made that day."
We've kept Bruce Ekstrand's tradition and
memory alive at ExperiencePlus! Come on
tour with us, whether it is a bicycle or walking
tour, and you'll get a bright yellow cap at the
beginning of the trip. "This isn't yours to
keep," your tour leaders will tell you, "you've
got to trade it before the end of this trip."
Indeed, I think I'll send Willie Weir and Joe
Kurmaskie yellow bicycle caps. They don't
need them, they're not curmudgeons, but I'll bet they could write
up some pretty good stories about hat trades!